Kevin Swanson

Kevin Swanson
Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks...

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Wednesday August 13, 2014 - Robin Williams Commits Suicide

Consistency to a Worldview

Just thinking about what Kevin Swanson is going to say about the late Robin Williams makes me want to slap that silly smirk off his face in the photo on his site. I'm betting what he says will make Matt Walsh's disgusting blog seem like inoffensive fluff, as harmless as marshmallow fluff, instead of the nouthetics bull that it was.

This is the most I've been skeeved out and not looking forward to the puerile ravings on one Mr. Kevin Swanson.

It's a dirty job but someone has to monitor what comes out of the mouth of this horribly inappropriate supposed Christian man. I suspect he would horrify Jesus by the things he says and how he says them.

Cue the clown music and fast talking.

00:15 His other boot licking side kick Steve Vaugh is here so you can bet it's going to get vile, hateful and inappropriate. In other words sort of like a KKK rally.

00:30 "This is a sad story" re: Williams suicide.

1:25 "This is certainly demonstrating the chinks in a dying culture"

1:38 If this was a drinking game where you had to do a shot every time Swanson said something you didn't expect I would be drinking right now. He called Robin Williams a genius. But... there are so many over the top dramatic mispronunciations right now it's painful to listen to.

2:28 aw jezee.. he's already said 'culture' several dozen times and seems to be heading towards saying that the culture Williams lived in cause his depression/suicide after the last few minutes of praising Williams.

3:07 Rolling eyes here, they're blaming the mainstreaming of "The F Word", or as we non-koolaid drinkers call it 'Fuck' on Robin William's standup routine.

3:39 using the 'F Word' is one of the most self destructive things you can do according to the Gospel by K. Swanson. Did he live in a plastic bubble his entire life?

4:24 - Saying the 'F Word' is the crossover from being a man to reducing everyone to animals. More sexual hangups than the pegboard holding the vibrators at the sex toy shop.

4:46 Now Kevin is claiming that the big bad 'F Word' means either animals copulating or rape.

5:39 He's busting out his other buzzword - Worldview- and starting to whore out his new book "Tattooed Jesus" about, you guessed it, Culture and Worldview.

6:42 Comparing Robin Williams to Ernest Hemingway and saying that saying the 'F Word' over and over and over again in life leads right to suicide. If that's the case why haven't Stevedores, Dock Workers, Sailors, Bartenders, etc, started dropping dead by suicide left and right?

7:13 Nihilistic evolutionary worldview is so hopeless you start committing suicide.

7:36 Moving right along to bringing up Williams well publicized problems with drugs and alcohol, blaming it on worldview instead of what it likely was, self-medicating for chronic depression.

8:35 First mention of Swanson's horrible book "Apostate" Gotta mention it at least three or four times each show and offering it now at reduced price.

9:23 Another whoring out mention of "Apostate". Book not selling so well?

10:03 Liberal arts degree holders, especially literary arts,  are responsible for the liberal worldview being promoted by the culture.

10:22 Literary Arts lead to apostasy

10:43 Another mention of "Apostate"! Ha.

12:35 Lots of blathering about "carpe diem" and Robin Williams role as John Keating in the "Dead Poets Society" leading to suicide. At least Kevin has shut up about his own damn books.

13:51 Now blathering about "Patch Adams" and how death is the big enemy. Huh? Doesn't Kevin know that Jesus said that to conquer death you only have to die. Doesn't sound like fear or enemy to me, just Swanson making illogical leaps.

Here comes that muzak.

14:39 Ad for his Father and Son retreat. Yawn. What is Kevin going to teach them? How to avoid hemorrhoids from hours sitting in a basement ranting against Obama and "THE WORLDVIEW"!

16:42 Pop culture is despairing and world view is despairing now. Despair is mainstream.

17:48 I can hear Kevin spitting on the microphone he's mispronouncing so hard to declare that humanists are realizing there is no purpose to life and dying/committing suicide at young ages.

18:08 "Embrace the Gospel of Jesus Christ or bust, suicide"

18:20 Mentioning Ken Ham, the guy that debated Bill Nye and lost it, Ham's now claiming that Christian music and musicians are now mocking cretonism.. errr, creationism. Apparently the band Gungor is saying you cannot take all the Bible literally. This is good because Kevin has pronounced the name "Gungor" a dozen different ways in this segment. Most interesting thing in the entire lame program.

20:15 Oh holy you-know-what! Gungor is denying that the Noah's flood story is true because 'science and rational thought'. This is causing Swanson's head to spin. Science is like kryptonite to these guys.

Why is it always black or white with these guys? Why is any other possible thought so damn threatening to them?

22:40 now they are mocking science. Oh brother.

24:16 K Swizzle sounds like he's starting to foam at the mouth trying to debunk scientific observation, carbon dating and DNA. Has he had his rabies shots?

24:30 Major spitting and dramatic mispronunciation to try and show science as some junk voodoo. Sort of like one of my granddad's goats when they're annoyed.

Gungor is on the road to apostasy.

27:35 Now Kevin is attacking Bloom Church of Denver, the church that Gungor is part of. Very Christian of him. He's saying they are the ultimate in false religion and humanism.

28:49 Second mention/whoring out his upcoming book "The Tattooed Jesus" so that you'll know if you're following "THE REAL JESUS!"

29:36 Another mention of "Apostate"! Get your copy and give Kevin back his garage.

29:27 Now Kevin is pissed off because Bloom Church welcomes everyone regardless of race, color, gender or sexual orientation. He wants them to call homosexuals to REPENTANCE!!!!!

30:46 Gungor says that they were inspired by Rob Bell (or as he is known to the Evangelicals "Satan") and Rachel Held Evans ("Mrs. Satan" or maybe "Satan's Sister", take your pick)

31:41 Fourth, maybe fifth mention of "Apostate" He really must be desperate to move those books taking up valuable real estate in his garage. Bet they'd make dandy toilet paper in a pinch.

and we're done.


Friday, August 8, 2014

Thursday August 7th, 2014 - Freedom from Sexual Addiction

Interview with Mike Genung 

There are days when I see the topic for the day at Generations With Vilene..err..Vision and feel like just going off on Swanson. Just like in this wonderful photo from the film "White Chicks" I.. uh.. 'borrowed' from my friend Lisa Kerr's blog. Lisa, you are awesome in the best way possible!

"Hold my poodle, hold my purse, cuz I am about to go off on this fool!"

This is one of those days. This particular basement-produced internet production by a homeschooled guy afraid of the entire world comes with a warning about the material about to be discussed. Ha. No one really should be listening to anything coming out of Swanson's mouth considering he routinely throws around words not usually heard in polite society, like 'bestiality' or 'pedophilia' and 'filth eating'

Whoops! Distracted by my latest quilting catalog. Whoever is holding my poodle and purse needs to hold this catalog or I'm not going to be able to absorb (like a diaper) all the crap spewing from Swanson's mouth today.

Looks like Blazing Grace Ministry's Mike Gunung is going on to promote his book 'The Road to Grace'.  Wonder what the Vegas odds, over or under, are on Kevin Swanson behaving himself well with a stranger or going all out nuts with disgusting vile terms?

Let's see. Clue the music and the speed talking...

This is going to be free-form today with no time stamps. For some reason his website listen function isn't working for me today and my download is showing zero times.

A long list of things that porno supposedly kills, fatherhood, marriages, families, etc, etc, yeah, we get it. Some men cannot control their penises and minds.

Women weaken men sexually -1
Sin of lust -13
Pornography - 12
Demons! - 1
Internet porn - 1
Sexual addictions - 6
Sexually broken (you're kidding me! lol) - 2

Mike sounds like a low-t type of a guy, very effeminate.

Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition started his porn addiction - 1
Masturbation - 4
Hookers - 3
Adultery -1
STDs -1
Teenage Molestation -1
Drugs - 2
Alcohol - 2
Porn as a coping mechanism - 3
Risking marriage - 4

Well, at least this guy started taking steps and joining support groups to try and stop

Freak - 1
Self-Sex - 2

12 Steps doesn't work as well as JESUS!

God broke him free - 2
TV in the Hotel Rooms makes you think about porn - 2
ALL TV brings porn thoughts - 2
Magazines at the grocery store bring porno thoughts - 1

This is actually kind of boring. Even with descriptions of sin and stories of how he couldn't control himself. Kevin is just saying 'Uh huh' over and over again while Mike is talking about personal relationships with God, peace, love, etc...and that he suddenly believed in God. Thank Gawd someone is holding that quilting catalog away from me. Mind wandering. I would be ignoring this to order more fabric. I really do not need more fabric.

Trainwrecking wives hearts via porn - 3
Wive has to forgive for the marriage to survive - 3
She has to forgive! (bullshit! if I found my husband banging prostitutes it would be a cold day in hell before I'd be likely to forgive and forget.) - 3
Churches should address porn/lust and don't - 11
70% of Christian men struggle with porn! - 1
Parents must teach about lust - 6
Every little boy is a sinner -2
Jeffrey Dahmer - 1 - Kevin does seem to love himself some serial killers now.
What lust skeletons are in the pastors closets - 11

Swanson didn't push his father-son retreat or attempt to tie in his book "Apostate" He was incredibly restrained and respectful. If he stuck to talking of God's grace, forgiveness of sins, love, helping others break bondage without adding in the insulting blaming he usually does I'd have no problem with him or his radio show. But he seems to have very little humility much of the time and is usually busy shouting out prideful statements without any real evidence backing them.

Give me back my poodle, purse and quilting catalog. I need to go clutch my pearls over something else now because it's not going to be this today.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Tuesday August 5th 2014 - Columbine, Dahmer, Finland Killer

Evolution's Prodigies - With that title I think that Kevin needs to take a look at one of Weird Al's newest videos -

I think Weird Al would poke out his ear drums after listening to Swanson's daily Word Crimes and dramatic mispronunciations. I feel like it, which is why I'm only doing this once or twice a week now even as I stated at first I would do it daily. It's too depressing for every day. A constant barrage of stupid with word-mangling thrown in.

Swanson's going to try to prove that because these three believed in evolution that they couldn't help but turn out to be warped serial killers. He didn't prove his suppositions last week when he was talking of Jeffery Dahmer. The whole serial killer thing must be fascinating to K. Swizzle.

Steeling myself for his horrible intro music...3....2...1...oh barf!

We start with the usually babbling at warp speed with mention of his basement and butt kissing side kick Bill Jack.

00.52 Sidekick bragging about hauling a bunch of college aged students out to do street ministry.

Satan - 1
Satan's minions - 1
Worldview -15
Millennial Generation - 1
Word Mispronunciation - 40 - An all time new high score! I've heard people with a mouth filled with marbles enunciate more clearly.
Evolution/evolutionist - 19
Jeffrey Dahmer - 12
Hannibel Lecter - 1

2:10 - Mainstream liberal media is covering up the quotes of Jeffrey Dahmer that prove his evolutionary world view caused him to kill.

Columbine - 7
Ideas have consequences - 4

3:07 - Evolutionist college professors are training these killers in their biology classrooms.

Marxism - 1

4:09 - Blaming it on the eugenics of Margaret Sanger and Adolph Hitler. Swanson has such a constant hardon for Hitler and the 3rd Reich!

4:31 - Hitler and eugenics are linked directly to Darwin and evolutionary theory

Non-believers want to disown their children - 2
Creationism - 4
Creationism materials were causing Dahmer to repent - 3
Repent/Repentance - 6
Homosexual  - 1
Cannibalism - 3
Animal behavior - 4
Death/killing - 4

7:28 - Evolution celebrates death. Creation celebrates life.

Jesus - 5
Paradigm Shift - 3

9:09 - Jeffrey Dahmer decided he wasn't an animal, like he'd been taught by the public school system. Nice dig at public education there, Kevvy.

Finnish shooter - 1
Weeding out the unfit for murder -10
Social Darwinist - 1

10:27 - Stupid weak-minded people reproduce faster than intelligent strong-minded people

10:45 - His killings were just carrying out the lab portion of his biology class

10:50 - Now Bill Jack has a hardon for the Nazis. I can tell Hitler makes these men horny.

Nazi's Superior Race Blathering - 5

11:14 - and moving right along to the shooting near Kevin Swanson's basement, that basement he huddles in and hurtles opinions from, Columbine.

11:34 - Non Christians are not consistent and logical with their worldviews.

11:38 - Only the Christian worldview can stand the weight of reality

12:12 - Richard Dawkins is a blood sucking parasite on the Christian Worldview.

Now Bill Jack is doing dramatically over-pronunciation of words like his pal. Ouch, my ears/brain!

12:50 - Evolution has produced generation after generation of murderers.

They are referencing the Loeb and Leopold trials but cannot remember the names.. LOL If you knew you would be discussing murders based on so-called evolutionary viewpoints why not do enough research to have the materials right at hand and know the names?

Severe murders all connected to evolution teachings - 3

14:12 - Columbine is the most memorable mass murder in this country. I guess he was hiding under a rock in his basement the day 9/11 happened.

14:50 - Eric Harris wore a t-shirt referencing natural selection and evolution the day of the Columbine murders.

Columbine shooters targeted Christians - 2

16:15 - First mention/whoring out of the book "Apostate"!

16:18 - Darwin was clinically insane

16:30 - Sin drives you to the Jeffery Dahmer position, Darwin position, Margaret Sanger position, and, you guessed it, The HITLER position. What is the Hitler Position? Does it involve trying to goosestep while in the missionary position?

Cosmic slime - 4

17:48 - Richard Dawkins would say we were being absurd. (and he'd be right, I think) Dawkin's philosophy not grounded in reality. He wants to blame all the evil connected with evolution on Christians.

18:16 - Now they are complaining about atheists ranting on blogs and blaming religion for the evils of the world. It's the religion of evolution that creates mass murder.

Planned Parenthood murderers - 1

18:32 - Oh dear, here comes the music. I suppose we're in for another commercial for that silly camp of his. Sounds like they are going to be talking about dinosaur bones and the lie that they think carbon dating is.

20:33 - and they're back..

21:55 - Scientist at Northridge in California finds dinosaur horn with soft tissue, writes article claiming there is no way it could be very old and loses job to lack of funding. Of course Swanson and pals see an evil Liberal conspiracy.

22:40 - The students turned the scientist in for teaching creationism in his classroom. Somehow this is him being persecuted as a Christian.

24:45 - This is biological evidence that dinosaurs are not 65 million years old, they are recent. I don't recall ever seeing a T-Rex strolling through the DC area.

26:05 - Evolution gets rid of the need for God and does press releases very well.

One thing I am noticing listening to Kevin Swanson and pals, and it is that nothing is ever discussed in any depth, real knowledge or with definitive proof. Very shallow, as shallow as the royal gene pool. That's not good.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Wednesday July 30, 2014 - Jeffrey Dahmer - Evolutionist, Cannibal or Christian

*Shakes head in chagrin* Almost sorry for K Swizzle that he's scraping the bottom of the theological barrel for material by doing a show on the spirituality of Dahmer. Subjects must be thin on the ground. This book they will be discussing was published way back in 2006.

Interview: The Pastor Who Baptized Jeffrey Dahmer

Oh boy! Cue the music and the speaking like he's on speed Kevin Swanson and his Dahmer-tinged testimony.

Publicans and sinners - 5
Mispronunciations - 9
Blaming theory of evolution for Dahmer's actions - 4
K Swizzle didn't think Dahmer would be in heaven - 1
Tool of Satan - 1
Chasing legions of demons - 2
Evil - 3

Kevin brings in Church of Christ pastor Roy Ratcliff about his book on Dahmer's Christianity "Dark Journey, Deep Grace". This isn't good. It means K Swizzle is going to be sort of respectable for a change. He needs his sycophants to go into Crazytown with shouts of bestiality and filth-eating.

Cannibalism -1
Homosexuality - 1
Blaming parents not going to church for Dahmer's crimes - 2

Kevin picks Ratcliff's brain. It's actually interesting, informative and respectful for once.

Out of mind while committing crime - 1
Blaming it on demons - 2
Alcoholism - 1
Living in deception - 2
Suicide - 2
Mental Illness - 2
Backslid Parents  - 3
Evolutionists view people as animals - 3
Atheist - 1
Materialists - 2
The world basks in the evil of Dahmer's life - 1

Wow, no dumb commercials, pee breaks or begging for money. Who kidnapped the real Kevin Swanson and replaced him with this guy?

Monday, July 28, 2014

July 28th - Facebook Seductive Selfies

When Christian Girls Seduce the Boys

What's K Swizzle up to today? I haven't visited him in a while as I'm getting where I can only take him in very small doses. Sometimes it seems like he has some sort of diagnosed mental disorder and it becomes too much like tossing rocks at the little 'not quite right' boy down the street. You know, that kid that drools, wets his pants and who cannot help it. You want to laugh and point, but you know it would be too cruel.

And the music starts....

..Kevin is speed talking and introducing his brown nosing pal Steve..

Rabidly anti-Christian culture - 4
Sin - 6

Ha! Grumpy vacation for the Swansons and they ended up on their knees praying the grumpy sin away...

Good Christian girls aping the world - 3
Models posting sexualized - 2
Proverbs 7 Woman - 9
Seductiveness - 12
Women today are Proverbs 7 -2
Seductive Selfies - 6
Getting guys to pay attention - 5
Pride/Bragging - 10
Facebook is Human Pride - 8
No Facebook for Christians - 6
Selfie Girls have no Godly affirmations - 2
Good Christian women should not be concerned with clothing - 5
Cow Tag Thing - 1
Ostentatious - 2

Bragging about 'cool' in high school with cars.

Music and commercial for that father son retreat and anti-homosexual sounding ultra masculine things like blood tracking and high ropes course. Bargain basement price. Sales of tickets must not be going well. Well, assclown Scott Brown is the featured speaker....

CBS aired Kristeen Young "Pearl of a Girl' - 3
Apostate/Apostasy - 14
Whoring the book "Apostate" - 5
Facebook causes Apostates - 2
Evil evil feminist -8
Kill the Christians!!! - 2
Muslims are more oppressive - 1
Equality making Kevin lose his shit - 5
Competition makes women manly - 1
Destroying the family - 4

The average American family is the woman running everything with the husband in the basement with the porn? Substitute "Internet Radio Show" for "Porn" and it sounds like Kevin Swanson.

Lust - 5
Gays - 1

Oh dear Gawd! The music is starting for a SECOND Break. Does he have to push something else or is this a pee break or something...and then it comes right back up again. Did Kevin lean against the wrong button working his computer?

Spiritual but not religious is growing - 6

Kevin is clearly confusing the meaning of the word 'religion' and doesn't seem to understand that you can be close to the Lord without going to a corrosive church.

Silly mentions of Jack Bauer  - 4
Judging the relationships of others with the divine - 2
Non Christians all jellus of what K Swizzle and sidekick have according to them - 3

Claiming you cannot have fruits of the spirit without being in a church surrounded by others. Silly silly considering even Jesus retreated from others to pray many times.

Church hopping - 3
If you aren't going to church you aren't saved - 2
Post-Moderns only wants to worship themselves - 3

He's flacking his dreadful and inaccurate book "Apostate" rather hard. It's half price now. I suppose he's about to be stuck with a huge pile of them. Hey Kevin, here's an idea. Burn the extra copies this winter in your woodstove. At least by keeping your family warm they would be serving some function.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Thursday July 17 - Millennials and President Obama

Narcissism is the Zeitgeist! or so saith Kevin

Look who's calling other folks a narcissist! Buhahahha! Thanks for the huge laugh~ Here comes the cheesy music!

Narcissist/Narcissism - 8
Mispronouncing them big words - 25 ('May- jurs' instead of 'measures')
"I am a God" - 5

His ass-kissing side kick tells the same stupid story he told a few weeks ago to illustrate people worshiping different Gods.

You cannot be a narcissist if you are a Christian - 1
Obama uses first person singular - 10
Demagoguery - 2
"Neener-Neener-Neener" - 2
King Obama - 1
Destruction of English language by Obama - 5
"Me Just Vote" - 11
Evil Humanism - 3
Ayn Randianists (he also mispronounced her name!)- 1
Blame Obama for people not paying their mortgages and bills - 1
The end of real relationships and marriage - 2
Divorce - 1
Mispronouncing Jean Paul Sartre! -1
Criticizing Christian Music - 12
Hymns aren't narcissist - 5
Selfish love - 1
Lazy young folks - 2
Tell young folks to "GO DIE" - 6

Oh no! The music. Here comes a commercial for his father son camping thing

Matt Walsh accused Obama of anti black racism - 5
Nebraska parade float making fun of Obama - 5 (Kevin is okay with that type of racism apparently)
Obama's white side is racist against his black side - 1
Obama lies like he breathes and stokes race riots - 2
Obama is a race baiter - 2
Obama letting everyone cross the border so they can vote for him - 5
Obama is an elitist - 1
They don't hate Obama for being black - 6
No such thing as race - 7
Obama is encouraging hatred - 2
Claiming that USA pulling all the druggies out of Mexico and creating problems in Mexico - 3
Defunding public schools -1
Defunding welfare - 1
The country can only be fixed by Christ's salvation - 4
The laws of God are not correctly preached -2

Thanks for the guffaws, Swanson. The last time I saw that much twisting and turn was at a Twister party.  Shine on you crazy lump of coal..

Monday, July 14, 2014

Monday July 14th - When a Family Vision Goes International

I suspect today's Generations With Vision is going to be boring, suck harder than a roomful of Hoovers. It's a straight up subject and likely a more mainstream evangelical flogging their book. When that happens Kevin behaves much better. But it's a lot less pleasant to listen to, it's boring....

Perhaps I am wrong as this quote from his site about today's program is pretty out there - "The Kingdom is far less WASPY than it used to be"

Are you kidding me? The Evangelical world is almost entirely white and Waspy with a few tokens thrown in just so they can claim not to be racially bigoted. Explains how Voddie Baucham ended up in their lily-white enclave. 

Cue the poorly done synth music it's time for Kevin! I'm stoked.

His daughter Emily is in the studio. Suspect no mentions of Gay Whoppers, bestiality or fornication

Mispronunciations  - 6
Family Vision - 3
Kid don't listen to the way your dad mangles words!
WASPS are Apostates - 1
Whoring book "Apostates - 1

Run, Emily, Run!!!!!

Playing the race card about missions trips - 1
Emily uses a made up word "Ginormous". Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Swanson behaving with incredible restraint. Kid sounds like a normal teen. 
Emily is talking about her missionary three months trip to Uganda. 

..and we're going into break with the theme music that makes me want to poke my eardrums out with a rusty knife...and onto the commercial for his father son crap. Signups must be going poorly because he's reduced the price.

After the break he brings on a pastor from Michigan in that helped establish the first dairy in Nigeria.

Kevin is marveling over how the 'White Guys' aren't running the dairy, that it's all local black Africans. His exposure of his own unconscious racism is the only thing worth listening to on this show.

Mind wandering because it's just dullsville compared to his usual shouts of "Hitler" "Adultery" "Filth-Eaters"

No one offered Swanson goats for his daughter, LOL.. the last African missions trip I went on one of the locals offered my pastor a huge pile of goats for me because I had 'magic hair' - Straight, down to my ass and colorfully streaked red.

PS The hubby and I had to have Whoppers last night after hearing Swanson ranting over and over about Gay Whoppers. Sadly, they'd stopped selling the Gay Whopper so we had to settle for Non-Gay Whoppers.

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Friday July 11 - The Gay, Proud Whopper

Sorry I've not updated but one can only take the cheesy theme music, word mispronunciations, commercials, shameless self promotion, ugly hateful non-Christian ideas and off putting voice of one Kevin Swanson. Like Limburger cheese, Guatemalan insanity pepper and Durian fruit Kevin is best taken in very small doses very very infrequently. However once I say his subject on Friday I had to listen to this stinking hot mess!

Gonna have to try the Gay Whopper just for fun. Suspect I'll be giggling over how many times the words "Gay Whopper" come out of  Kevin "Kip Dynamite" Swanson

Listen to it yourself if you dare at Generations With Vilenesss... err 'Vision"

Start that cheesy bad canned music....

Claiming Gay wasn't a thing back in the 1950s and before. Oh really? Just finished reading 'Royal Panopoly' by Carolly Erickson and there were TONS of gay British monarchs going back to the year 1100 AD well before the 1950s.

  • Gay- 11
  • Gay Pride - 14
  • Gay Agenda - 4
  • Gay Whopper - 30
  • Homosexual Rainbow stolen from Bible - 5
  • Homosexual Rainbow - 3
  • I Love My Two Moms - 3
  • Lost Appetite For Whopper Now - 2
  • We Are All The Same On The Inside - 10
  • The Heart Is Wicked Above All Things - 3
  • Mispronouncing words - 19 (sounds like a spitting goat with a hard "Th" sound)
  • Palagient (sic) - 2
  • Hitler - 1
  • Jeffrey Dahmer -5
  • Incest - 3
  • Pedophilia - 4
  • Bestiality -  3
  • Cannibalism - 4
  • Korean Cook Book With Dog Recipes - 1

The wrapper is making Kevin and pals lose their minds

Commercial for his stupid father son conference with all the anti-homosexual ultra masculine doings..

Don't be caught eating your Proud Whopper on Judgement Day

  • Eat at ChikFilA instead - 8
  • Boycott Burger King - 3
  • ChikFilA Being Discriminated Against For Being Christians - 4
  • ChikFilA Not Homophobic - 3
  • Canadians Fleeing To America - 1
  • Canada Arrests Righteous People - 2
  • Serial Killers - 6
  • Elton John King of the Homos - 9
  • Whoring Out "Apostate" - 5
  • The Sin of Being a Christian - 4
  • Jesus is about judgement -4
  • Pray that Elton John finds "THE RIGHT CHRIST!" - 2
  • Book of Revelation - 1
  • Anti Nominism - 6
  • Adultery - 2
  • Pornography - 1

Rolling my eyes here..... lots of theological twister going on.

Quote of the day "Jesus came for the whole enchilada"

The word above I have spelled out as "Palagient"? Both my husband and I, both of us with advanced degrees from real universities, could not figure out nor find in the online dictionary any word close to it. Swanson pronounced it as "Pa- Lay- Gent" Is this a new evangelical fundy theology word he's bandying about? Please let me know if you know what it is.

Now I want a damn Whopper for dinner. Thanks, Kevin, as I need a zillion calorie Whopper like he needs a tongue piercing that would give him even more trouble pronouncing words.

Thursday, June 19, 2014

No Generations With Vision Tonight

Kevin is talking politics and about Hillary Clinton. While I'm not wild about Hills (I live near DC and get a bellyful of politics from friends and family and the rumor mill) Plus, I can just imagine the crap spewing from his mouth today.

I leave you with this, a photo from a Nigerian scam buster website - (be sure to read "The Road to Chad/Darfur" and my personal favorite "Busted")  that is likely what Swanson thinks the average Atheist is like.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

June 18 - Dispatches From The Front

Gospel Advance in the World's Difficult Places

Hmm, that looks very wrong to me, like it should read something like "The Advance of the Gospel in the World's Most Difficult Places" or "The Gospels Advance into the World's Most Difficult Places" However I am obviously no grammar expert. It just looks.. awkward.. much like Mr. Kevin "Psycho-Tropic" Swanson himself. Just like him it doesn't make much sense either. So much for the wonder of his homeschool education.

The guest is Tim Kessee, which means there will be no talk of 'feces eater' or 'bestiality'. Oh gosh darn! I need some pay off for listening to that music again.

He's clearly back in his basement again with a bad phone connection with today's guest. Wonder where his sidekick Bill Jack is?

Mispronunciation - 7
US Government doesn't protect Christians - 1

9:23 - So boring! At least compared to his usual rant-fest. Tim, run far, far away from Swanson. You're too nice to be flacking your newest book on his show.

Evil Muslims - 1
Sharia law - 1

16:27 - Tim is breaking my heart with his stories. I never thought the day would come when there would be something worth listening to on this awful show.

18:26 - Swanson really thinks that AMERICANS - CHRISTIAN AMERICANS should be imported to teach those African believers. Tim points out how that is actually counter-productive in many ways.

20:50 - Please Jesus! Make the awful music stop. Bet there's an ad for the Father Son Retreat coming up.

21:46 - Yep and it's featuring Scott Brown, the guy rushing to fill the Patriarchal void caused by Doug Phillips trying to diddle his nanny. Scott Brown wants that crown! He wants to be Uber-Patriarch!

23:13 - Wyatt George comes on to talk about the indigenous people of Africa. Googling him is bringing up nothing, too many dudes with this name. Sounds older than dirt. Must be an older pastor/leader.

25:51 - Ah, he's with the Tentmaker Project - micro loans, feeding the poor, providing educational needs and teaching financial stewardship. Another good ministry it looks like. What's he doing on this show? Turns out he is a retired Presbyterian minister.

35:09 - Swanson is yammering on about "Family Economies" again. Ugh.

38:31 - Swanson bragging that he models Christian discipleship with the young men in his basement.

*shakes head* Wyatt George, what a sweet, nice guy.

40:23 - Kevin whores out another product - "Kickstart". Yeah, I'd like to start kicking him. Too bad Kevin isn't as restrained and sort of nice as he was on today's show, because there would be no need to monitor the disgusting things that come out of his mouth. I'm always amazed at how chameleon-like Swanson is on his program, playing nice with the mainstream Christians and getting nasty and paranoid with the Patriarchy bunch.

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Theistic Evolution on the Decline

Compromise on Creation Doesn't Pay

One thing I'm learning listening to the proud pontifications of Kevin Swanson is that he actually believes he is an intellectual, that he's educated and learned. I can hear him mentally masturbating over every syllable dripped from his lips in a mental orgy of egoism. It always makes me want to wipe down the computer when I'm done, like he's sullied it with his speech.

Bring on the damn theme song.

:35 Whoring out the Super Conference and Duggar family. They are in negotiations to have the Duggars appear at this family conference next year. Swanson is mispronouncing all over the place and choking on his own hero-worship drool as he announces it, sure signs of his excitement. Wonder if that's what he does in the bedroom?

Mispronouncing words to make a point - 16

:41 Jim Bob told Swanson that they are getting a raise for next season's '19 Kids and Counting' from 1.2 million per episode to a 2.4 million payday. Imagine, getting paid because you reproduce at rates that qualify you for the hit list of the Population Control people. No wonder Michelle visited a fertility doctor because that is a lot of lettuce just for being fertile, freakish and on the television.

The Duggar Family-6

1:26 Hinting that the Duggar family is going to be even larger a year from now, hinting at Michelle possibly being pregnant again.

Washington Propaganda pushing evolution - 9
Media pushing evolution - 9
Pat Robertson called them a 'bunch of idiots' - 1
Unrelenting attack on Christianity - 2
Earth only ten thousand years old - 8
Apostates, apostasy - 1
Atheist view of evolution -6
If you abandon creationism then you abandon faith-1

11:12 Creamed crap on a cracker he's dull today, yammering on and on about creationism and atheists with the piles of dramatic over the top mispronunciations and circular arguments

13:55 The same ad for the Father Son Retreat... blah blah blah

15:38 More crap about the conference. Yawn, I'm going to go to the bathroom and get some fresh cherries.

Making fun of educated people - 2 Jealous much?
Charles Darwin - 1

There's a family named "Nutting" that teaches Young Earth Creationism? Laughing here.

Militant homosexuality - 3
Hallmark has Gay Father's Day cards - 8
Homosexuality is all about destruction - 2
Greek 'love' - 1
How to Train Your Dragon 2 - 1
Gay Nazis blackmailing people - 1

Wait, so I'm starting to think that Kevin Swanson is working the "Chicken Little" angle in Christianity. He's always screaming that the sky is falling because of evil homosexuals.

Whore Apostate book -4
Begging for money - 3

Glad I am on copious drugs for my cold because this makes me want to poke out my ear drums. Ugh.

Monday, June 16, 2014

Are Homosexuality and Evolution Watershed Issues?

Methodists and Baptists to Split?

Oh boy, I really dread listening to today's verbal vomit as I am a Methodist and my great grandfather was a Methodist circuit rider in the Louisiana Bayous back around the turn of the century. I haven't listened to word one of today yet but I'm betting Swanson says at least a dozen lies about the United Methodist Church and their position on homosexuality.

When I left my old church and went to the local UMC the people at my old church said I was going to go to hell for going off with those 'homosexual abortionists' at the Methodist church. The Methodist church isn't pro-abortion or a rainbow flag waving gay disco either. The official position towards everyone is 'Open hearts, open minds' I like going somewhere everyone is accepted.

I see from the extra long length of today's program I see Kevin babbled on an extra 9 minutes. Oh joy.

I have my Dramamine and iced ginger ale so here goes nothing. Let the cheezy muzak and ridiculous posturing begin!

:30 More whoring out of the Colorado Family Super Conference. Wonder what his cut of the tickets is?

"Family Rights" -3
Homosexual Lobby or Agenda -10
Harry Potty -1
Dumbledore -1
How to Train Your Dragon Part 2 - 6
There were no predators in childhood in the olden days re: twenty years ago - 6
Media and Educators want to corrupt the world - 2
Eisenhower limited rights of homosexuals - 2
Homosexual Domination of the culture - 7
Bakers/Florists/photographers persecution by homosexuals - 3
Neronic - 5
Persecution of Christians - 11

9:30 The same idiotic ad for the Father Son Retreat teaching those masculine subjects of blood tracking and swimming.

11.01 Please get better music Kevin. Surely you've begged enough money to pay for better music.

Closing bakery instead of making cakes for homosexual weddings - 3
''Believes that homosexual opponents will be sent to the 'Gulag- 2
Fornication -1
Drunkenness -1
Shacking up - 2
Molesting children - 2
Christians are 'peace makers' -1
Peace is a heathen idol -1
Witnessing to heathens is not disturbing the peace even if the people are annoyed with you - 3

19:45 Finally gets around to discussing the title subject

Homosexuality and religion waffling - 2
Episcopalians opened the door for homos in the church - 1
United Methodists (gasp!) lets women preach in evil compromise that led to homosexuality in the church -6
Aberrant sexuality bothers Jesus big time because he established sexuality and marriage - 1
"Modern" Jesus accepts axe murderers and rapists but the real Jesus would call them to repentance - 2
Methodist churches and Southern Baptists are accepting those evil homosexuals - 5
Methodist do not preach the gospel or save people often - 1
Acceptance of homosexuals is a lack of faith - 1
Lusting after women - 3
Churches forget 'sin is sin' 1
Lil' bastards Illegitimate birth -1
Divorce -1
Jimmy Carter bashing -1
Southern Baptist isn't a 'real' denomination - 3

Would Jesus bake a wedding cake for homosexual weddings?

37:24 - Whoring out his book Apostate again - 2

Shaking my head here and wondering how this guy sleeps at night with all the judgmental ranting he does.

Friday, June 13, 2014

Christian Clubs Kicked Off Campus

Virginia, A Political Rout

As a resident of Virginia's 7th district and someone that voted against Eric Cantor on Tuesday I have to admit I'm very curious as to how Swanson is going to spin this. The regular news media is dismissive of the fact that the Democratic party sent out emails begging their members to turn out in force and vote Cantor out. Which they did. Perhaps not the only reason he lost but definitely a factor. Not people turning all Godly or something which I am sure Swanson will claim.

Big sigh, getting ready to suffer through his crappy intro music for Generations With Vision.

Begging for people to come to the Family Super Conference. I wish I lived closer because I'd show up just to laugh and point at Kevin Swanson

Persecution for college Christian students - 6
College is too secular - 5
Whoring book 'Apostate' -3
Crazy Pronunciation - 12
Blaming Muslims - 3
Klu Klux Klan -2
Nazis - 1
Polytheists - 4
College is a false religion - 1

Some guy named Steve telling silly story about asking patients with different Gods if their Gods knew each other. Not sure what the whole point of the story is.

Ranting about the evil of Nathaniel Hawthorne and other American writers in creating Godless colleges.

11:45 in that same damn commercial for the Father Son Retreat. I just cannot see not so masculine Swanson doing any of the activities listed for the retreat, perhaps hiking or first aid only..

He thinks that Dave Brat's election over Eric Cantor is a HUGE christian victory! HAHAHA!! Everyone is just sick to death of arrogant Eric Cantor. Even liberals voted against Cantor. Satan himself could have run and won.

Thinks Tea Party is coming back - 2
Conservatives on the rise - 2
Reversing Common Core - 10
Bill Gates Bought Education Via Common Core - 1
Taking the SAT/ACT as a homeschooler disenfranchises the child - 4
Homeschooling is superior because of School Shootings - 5

Refers to the school shootings since Dec 2012 and oddly skips the name of that shooting - Newtown school shooting. Way to disrespect all those dead kindergardeners.

Bashing and mispronouncing - 'psychotropic drugs' It's not 'Tropic' like the Bahamas! 8

From Mirriam-Webster dictionary (and you can listen to correct pronunciation at the site) -  psy·cho·tro·pic correct pronunciation - \ˌsī-kə-ˈtrō-pik\ 

Single family homes-1
Bastards born out of wedlock - 1
Making fun of bullying and schooling - 4

27:12 Whoring out the conference again~

Upset that fear of God is not the primary thing taught in public school

Thursday, June 12, 2014

June 12 - Introducing Children to Dragons and Sodomy

Homosexual Mentorship

Time to listen to another edition of Generations With Vicious.. er.. Vision. Clue the music that sounds like it belongs in an infomercial for some really useless product.

Looks like Kevin is going to be beating up on the one eyed rodeo clown of his version of homosexuality. He starts out bragging that he's the father of a six pack in a pathetic attempt to seem hetero.

Still shilling his conference on the family. Geoff Botkin will be teaching on Friday night about how perverted movies are.

Kevin is in very rare super nasty form today. I suspect because he is not broadcasting from his basement but from the SUPER CONFERENCE he keeps trying to get people to sign up for. Sort of like that pre-teen kid down the street trying to convince the others he's cool by popping wheelies on his bike. He made me laugh more tonight than any stand up comedian every could. Sick and twisted hentai! He is in rare form~

When he talks like this I get visions of him hiding a vibrating butt plug and Astroglide in his closet behind his used Bibles.

Greek 'Anal' Culture -10
Sodomy -1
Homosexual Agenda and lifestyle - 15
Pederasts -6
Dramatic Mispronunciations - 18
Movies Poisoning Childrens Minds - 9
"How To Train Your Dragon" -27
"Frozen is about Bestiality" - 1
Bestiality - 1
Gay Character in kids movie - 9
Gay marriage - 1
Dumbledore - 3
Harry Potter -5
Pedophilia - 2
Homosexuality Porn gets nice homeschooled boys hooked on gayness - 1
Corruption of boys and girls - 19
Writer, director and actor all gay! - 1
Roman Catholic Church has pederasts and perverts - 2
Public Schools will be involved in 'Greek' perversions - 1
Hollywood is perverted and corrupted - 6

Seventeen minutes in: Time to push more fear factor commercials to get people to outlay the dough for the father son conference and learn how to survival in the mountains. Deliverance-style music in the background.

More pushing of the current conference and more babbling about perversions and Hollywood.

Lady Gaga -1
Paganism -4
Cannibalism - 5
Vampire -1
Tattoos and loincloths are evil paganism - 4
Straight marriages are presented as evil -2
Dragons are demonic -13
Witchcraft - 6
Polytheism - 4

Finally the cheesy music starts again and its over! THANK YOU JESUS!

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

June 11: Family Bands and the Music Revolution

Revolution in Family and Church

Sweet suffering succotash, is it me or are his subjects getting more boring now that he's the 'kinder, gentler' Kevin Swanson. Almost missing his ranting about incest and bestiality.

Cue canned music and Kevin's racing babble.

Apostasy - 1
Fear Tactics - 5
Over pronunciation mispronunciation - 10
"Why Johnny Can't Sing Hymns"- 1
Throwing music out of church - 2
The Tattoo Jesus: Kevin Swanson's new book - 3
Parents should control all music kids listen to - 2
Family should listen together - 6
Family bands - 22
Family economies - 3
Developing family culture - 5
Whining about contemporary Christian music - 4
Mentioning the ministry magazine to sell it - 9

Apparently Kevin doesn't understand that the music in church is WORSHIP music meant to GLORIFY God and worship Him. Not to entertain anyone. He misses the point altogether.

Another ad with bad mountain music in the background flacking tickets for the Father Son Retreat.
Blood tracking is one of the seminars. Rolling eyes here.

Kevin keeps flogging his new book The Tattoo Jesus. Didn't Apostate just come out? What is he doing? Living in his basement twenty four seven pounding on the keyboard like a chimpanzee on crack writing a manifesto.

Not one mention of the fact that music is to glorify God. It's all about the family band as a ministry to 'save' people, not a thing to do with the Lord. Self-glorification only. Lots and lots of self-aggrandizement.

Dr. Gordon comes on to push his new book "Why Johnny Can't Sing Hymns". Another huge commercial. Ugh!

History of music on radio or phonograph, le sigh.

Claiming that there was very little classical music on the radio so the unlearned masses turn to pop music. This is total bullshit, here in the DC area we have not only one classical music radio state but several! It's not a dead music style in radio. And no, you don't have to have a PHD in history or classical music to enjoy it.

Contemporary music is passive, even church contemporary - 2
Seems to think that personal preference in music styles for worship music is wrong.  - 1
Contemporary christian music is 'unwise' - 2
Only traditional music matures the christian culture - 3
The Bible says you should leave childhood behind as soon as possible and become mature  -1
Modern worship is weaken and impoverished - 1
Modern worship is 'vapid and banal' - 1
Complaining about kids not growing out of popular style music - 1
Youth live in an adolescent ghetto - 3

Yeah yeah, kiss Dr. Gordon's ass, Kevin, hope it was nice and tasty.

Out comes the soapbox and a short rant about how all ages should be worshiping in the old style with hymns.

This radio show was nearly an hour. I was ready to put a voodoo curse on Swanson a mere ten minutes in.

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And here is where I would insert a puking smiley-face if this was a message board. Worship and contemporary worship is a subject very close to my heart. I've lead worship, I've been a worship team member all the way back when Kevin Swanson was still soiling his diapers, well maybe not that long. But I have to say that Kevin et al are missing the boat.

If you want to reach people in the culture you have to engage in a way they can connect with. If it's a church with hip hop worship then what's the harm in that? The church I'm involved with worship team now is a contemporary service and we get all sorts of people would have never stepped foot in church before so we make a huge effort to be casual. Worship team wears jeans, flip flops, whatever and we do contemporary songs. Because we love this style? Because flip flops rule? Nope, because it makes those that would never go to traditional church where they fear judgment over stupid things like clothes and hymns and that fear keeps them from worshiping God.

The one thing that all of Kevin's guests and Kevin himself have missed is that it's not about them, their preferences, their agendas, it's all about God. Bringing worship to God. Not anyone human. They always get so knotted up over hair splitting that they miss the entire purpose of music in the church. To glorify God.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

June 10: Running a Planned Parenthood Sting

Homeschooled Girl vs. Major Abortion Provider

Cue cheesy computer generated music and Kevin at super speed speaking as if he just hoovered up a fat sack of cocaine.

Infanticide - 3
Bashing of government - 16
Planned Parenthood - 25
Abortion -31
Wimpy Christians abort - 6
Christians do not kill babies - 4
"Tiller The Killer" - 3
Ethics have abandoned Biblical law - 6
Tax monies murder babies - 7
Warfare against baby killers - 7

Commercial pitching the Father Son retreat led by Kevin Swanson. The activities all sound too masculine for someone like Swanson to actually participate in.

Lila Rose interview. On show to push her protest this weekend.  Typical Christian Evangelical Fundamentalist pro life babbling complete with false statistics and her Planned Parenthood sting. Training others to go 'undercover' in Planned Parenthood clinics to expose them.

I don't know what she's drinking but give me a cup so I can live in la-la land and deny reality.

Sexual abuse of patients at Planned Parenthood clinics - 1
Covering up crime at Planned Parenthood clinics - 1
Planned Parenthood loves death and wants to see babies die - 2
Planned Parenthood is a government eugenics program to kill off minorities - 3
Neeegroes - 3
Slavery was a 'problem' but Abortion is a word problem - 1

Does Lila Rose and Kevin realize that our president, our Commander in Chief is (to use their word) a Neeegro?

Aww, she's so idealistic it's almost cute! Her 'stings' sound as if it's useless, everyone already knows that Planned Parenthood does abortions. Something have to be secret before you expose it.

The cheesy music comes up again. He begs for money for 90 seconds. Yawn...

Monday, June 9, 2014

June 9 - Unemployment at Record Levels For Youth

Setting up an economy for failure

First my apologies: I'm coming off a drug I've been on for seven years for an 'off market' use and having the hardest time with side effects. Having flu like symptoms.  Had I attempted to listen to Kevin's voice much last week I would have hurled worst that I already am. Plus the times I did tune in it seemed that the 'kinder, nicer, more-tenderhearted' Kevin was appearing and he's a pretty boring guy, even with odd ideas.

But he's making my blood pressure rise today with his ridiculous uneducated ideas.

Steve is his sidekick today.

Illegitimate Kids - 2
Homeschooling - 2
Family Economies - 7
Teens Don't Want to Work - 7
Lazy Teens (video games playing re: 'Grand Theft Auto') - 10
Narcissists - 3
Mispronunciation to be dramatic - 12
No increase in minimum wage - 4
No minimum wage - 6
Christian kids are busy - 7
Bible says you must work every day but Sunday - 4
"Unemployment is a non-issue" - 1
Minimum wage is the government forcing small business out of business - 1
Trust God for wages - 1
Breakdown of Biblical character - 6
You must work to extend God's kingdom -4
Teens have bad character - 3

Pause for fear tactics commercial about how Obama is coming for your guns and to force you to sign up for Obama-Care to get to you sign up for the Rocky Mountain Family Conference.

Kids have too much money and are "spoiled" - 1
Parents spoiled non-Christian kids - 1
Child labor laws are bad - 5
Compares child labor laws to wearing helmets on bicycles as useless - 3
Nanny State - 3
If you don't work you don't eat - 1
Nero and the fall of Rome - 1

All this leads to Swanson hawking his Bible study on the book of Proverbs. Oh lawd how the moolah must roll in.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

May 30 - Why Nice Fundamentalist Girls Jump Ship

When Rebellion or Autonomy Gets Real Bad

My aim when I started this blog was to track and list all the disgraceful things that only someone verging on Pharisaical might say, like Swanson has been infamous for in the past.  Today marked a change. There wasn't anything just horrifyingly awful or hateful said. I may not agree completely with his idea of faith but something was different, much better different about the show.

Subject was an article by Samantha Eiler posted at The Huffington Post that I could not find on the Huff Po site. She wrote about leaving the fundamentalism of her pastor father's faith during college. The second half of the program involved the recent shootings in Isla Vista, California.

While I can't agree with everything Swanson said for a change he was respectful, revealing during the program that God had recently convicted him of the need to be 'kinder and tenderhearted' and that he'd been a bit 'harsh'.

I cannot bash him for doing the very thing I've been wanting to happen, stop the insanely disgusting rhetoric and blaming some of the more out there sexual practices as the end result of not following his brand of religion.

Time will tell if there is actually a need for me to monitor Swanson. If he keeps up like he did Friday I may have nothing to talk about here.

Monday and Tuesdays shows will be up shortly.

Friday, May 30, 2014

May 29 - Planned Parenthood "God Supports Abortion"

What happened at the Abortion Clinic on Friday 

With his usual side kick Bill Jack of Worldview Academy from the "basement bunker" on ripped folding chairs with a war mentality (all their own description, not mine)

Ridiculous Statements:
  • "Grow a brain"
  • "Protect our families"
Silly Ideas: 
  • Claiming no abortions took place before the late 1800's
  • Christians need to stop trying to effect change in every sin because they need to develop discernment between 'gnats and camels'
  • Christians should advance the culture for liberty, even for Athiests, because liberty is the essence of "God's Law"
  • The Old Testament refers to abortion as sin and Exodus 21 lays out fines and/or punishments for abortion
  • Only Christians see people as having worth and value. Everyone thinks they are worthless.
  • It's okay for you or your children to break the abortion clinic 'Bubble Laws' because you are 'bringing comfort' to those coming to the clinic
  • It is Christian love in action when you stand at a clinic carrying signs that read "Babies Are Murdered Here!"
  • People arrested for violating the 'Bubble Laws' should not be put in jail.
  • He resents having to pay taxes because taxes fund abortions. (Too bad he doesn't work an actual 'real' job where he would pay taxes.)
Dishonorable Mentions:
  • Abortion - 19
  • Kevin Swanson was sued by Planned Parenthood -1
  • Planned Parenthood Bullies - 2
  • Personhood for fetuses - 3
  • Bad sports metaphors - 3
  • Federal funding for abortions - 9
  • Brainwashing - 3
  • Hijacking Christianity for abortion - 1
  • Planned Parenthood supporting clergy - 5
  • Raging Feminists - 2
  • Saving babies - 6
  • Deliberately mispronouncing words to seem more dramatic - 10
 Not sure any of this actually lines up with anything Jesus ever said.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

The Kevin Swanson Radio Show Bingo Card

Just download, print and mark off which ones Kevin says on his show daily...

May 28 - Franklin Graham Exoriates Cowardly Pastors

Turning Tables on the Gay Mafia

Kevin didn't have any prominent guests on Wednesday so he was free to wander back into his land of disgraceful statements and vile words. He was joined in his basement studio by regular Bill Jacks (if I got that name right. That accent is an odd one to parse sometimes). Kevin was a busy lil' man today.

Ridiculous Statements:
  • Christians should vote with their dollars (okay, perhaps not too ridiculous)
  • Liberals want their sin endorsed by Christians
  • Christians do not shoot your wounded
  • Gay marriage kills nations
  • Gays celebrate and endorse sin
  • GQ Magazine and The Huffington Post both white wash lifestyles of abomination
Silly Stories:
  •  Cake Wars: Bill went to different bakeries asking to have a cake shaped like a book with scriptures condemning homosexuality written on it. When each baker refused to put his hate speech on a cake Bill filed a claim that his Civil Rights had been violated.
Dishonorable mentions:
  •  Gay Agenda - 6
  • Bestiality - 1
  • Neronic or Nero - 10 He frequently mentions Nero for wanting to marry a gay man. For goodness sake please no one tell him about Caligua marrying his horse or he'll start tossing about Caliguanic
  • Gays - 7
  • Gay Marriage - 15
  • Gays Destroying the Family - 1
  • Polygamy - 1
  • Lesbians and Orangutangs - 2
  • Right Wing Watch - 1
  • Duck Dynasty and/or Phil Robertson - 7
  • Communists - 1
  • Gays wanting to persecute Christians -7

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

May 27 - When The Wheels Come Off of Relationships

Conflict Resolution in the Home

I have to tell you I laughed harder at some of the pontificating sanctimonious crap spilling out of Swanson's mouth in this broadcast than I have at any recent comedy. If only he actually meant sincerely what he was saying it would be a big step in the right direction for him.

His guests were Hal and Melanie Young, authors of "Raising Real Men" and they actually had some pretty decent advice on dealing with conflicts in marriages and relationships.

Kevin spent his show being obsession about how bloggers are tearing people down and forgetting their humanity, how they are criticizing REAL PEOPLE with REAL FEELINGS. He's somehow forgotten all the ugly things he's said about people groups made up of REAL PEOPLE, including those of us in recovery from spiritual abuse. He wants to pretend that these people are attacking him for no reason.

Sometime Kevin reminds me of this guy -

Kip Dynamite from the film "Napoleon Dynamite" He sometimes speaks like Kip and well, you know, I'm not going to be cruel here, but there are some similarities between this fictional character and Kevin.

Okay, without further ado - the show breakdown

Ridiculous Statements:

  • "Impossible to deal with all the nuances of internet communications"
  • Called himself an "Educational Leader"
  • Says he forgets offenses

Silly Ideas: 

  • Internet commentators and bloggers are creating straw men and false dichotomies
  • Criticizing anyone over the internet is blasphemy
  • Criticism is different than issuing a sternly worded "Public Statement"
  • Says internet commentators and bloggers are practicing Ungodly Judgmentalism and depersonalizes people into things

Dishonorable Mentions:

  • Made up words - 3
  • Divorce culture -1
  • Mispronunciations - 4 -  although I am starting to believe his mispros might just be his odd regional accent and strange emphasis on certain syllables. 

As you can see whenever Swanson has a respectable or semi-respectable guest aboard there is no discussion of feces-eating, lesbians, incest, or his favorite - bestiality.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

May 26: Memorial Day - Covenant Dad

Flawed Father, Flawed Family

Kevin kept himself in check today as far as the nastier things he says that no Christian radio personality should say. But it seems it was more due to the fact that he had Greg Thornberg, Evangelical pastor and author of "Fathers Leading Families" flacking his book than any change of dirty mind.

It was more difficult to listen to than his usual because of the whiny weak voice of his guest and some of the more ridiculous statements.

Ridiculous statements

  • "Men are annointed" - speaking about male headship over women
  • "Convenantal headship" not "Patriarchy" They're all worried about being painted with the same brush as Vision Forum's humping the nanny Doug Phillips

  • and the ever helpful - "Get over it!"

Silly ideas

  • Neglected headship leads to a curse from God
  • The world is Anti-Fatherhood
  • 95% of Homeschoolers remain in the faith if raised by a convenantal father
  • Keep your women at home home, even after you die
  • Atheists are always the product of bad neglectful fathers
Dishonorable mentions

  • Blaming LBGT -1
  • Racism against Muslims - 1
  • Illegitimate children - 1
  • Apostate/Apostasy - 2
  • Divorce Culture -1
  • Made Up Words - 3
  • Russian Communists -1
He was really quite restrained for a change. Too bad he didn't bother to mention Memorial Day or add a thanks or gratitude for our veterans.

Friday, May 23, 2014

May 23 - Washington DC Schools Spend $29,349 Per Pupil

More Education Monies = Less Proficiency

Dishonorable Mentions

  • Bestiality - 1
  • Sodomy - 1
  • Incest - 3
  • Homosexual Agenda - 2
  • Mispronunciation of words trying to be 'cute' or 'hip' - 3
  • Racism against African Americans and inner city residents - 7
  • Misuse of the word "Creeper" - 3
  • Single Parent families and/or illegitimate births - 4
  • Fornication - 1
  • Divorce -1
  • Homosexuals support murder and murders - 2
  • Rape - 2
  • Trying to be 'hip' by using word 'dude' - 1
  • Begging for funding - 1 minute and 41 seconds

In The Beginning - May 22nd: Is America Encouraging Persecution of Christians?

As I stated in the side panel the purpose of this blog is to track daily the hypocrisy, dangerous ideas and bizarre sexual fetishes of one Kevin Swanson on his daily radio show Generations With Vision. I listen so you don't have to.

I plan on update the blog every Monday through Friday after listening to his show.

What am I listening for and listing here? Read and see. Mostly it will be things that Kevin loves to blame shift or project onto instead of doing any deep critical thinking and taking action towards resolving. Listening to him Kevin seems to come across as mentally masturbating to the sound of his own voice.


Thursday May 22nds show was about how Obama is supposedly protecting the Muslim Brotherhood throughout the world. It exposed lots of racism against Islam and Muslims. Here's the breakdown of today's stats.

Dishonorable Mentions
  • Neronic -1
  • Homosexual Agenda -1
  • Mispronunciation of 'big' words - 4
  • Made up words - 1
  • Racism against Arabs, Muslims and Islam - 24
  • Begging for funding - 1 minute and 29 seconds